How Carmona Came to Love the Caesar Salad

I’m telling you right now, chica, being 5 foot 4 inches and 173 pounds has its 
perks. It’s okay, you can call me gorda or chubby. We Mexican-Americans can’t 
help it. It’s in our blood, along with the butt-loads of enchiladas and tamales 
we love so much.Anyways, being thick has its advantages, especially when 
that nasty girl who made fun of you in class sits at the very end of the 
cafeteria table, and you nudge your big booty towards her, and she 
“accidentally” falls off the bench. Trust me, chica, a little piece of 
big booty goes a long way.And the boys love girls with curves, sabes. Yeah, 
I got a boyfriend. His name is Carlos, and he’s about as skinny as my pinky 
finger. He’s not too smart, but he loves me. I tolerate him, you know, like 
a Chihuahua who follows you around all the time nipping at your ankles. 
I throw him scraps of my love every now and then to keep him happy. 
Oh, and you definitely know who your true girlfriends are, that’s for sure.

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